I'm not sure I agree with the annoying overly-sarcastic tone, that's all defiant and rebellious and whatnot. I think labels are natural things ._.'.. I'm not raging against the machine!

Stolen from :Todniko: 8D.

[Highlight the parts that apply to you] (NOW WITH COMMENTARY 8DD!)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm not anorexic skinny, nowai xD.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (It's not why I'm a bitch, but it certainly helps things along.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (XD That's not why at all! I kid, I kid. I have no opinion of the world.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (I have.. some..!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Maybe the would like ice cream too? Stop being closed minded!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (You know me and my horrible binge drinking. xD)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Gawd, I wish I could dance around fires.)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I love money 8D! But I don't like sharing. Or hand-outs.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (The sarcasm mode doesn't mean it ain't true ;D... No, they really should've said 'Italian Boy', huh?)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't think anyone mistakes me for a non-virgin, lol.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Once again- it helps.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Yeah. Lovin' the ladies. And art. Awesome.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Is that what that means? Go me!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I just happen to be a player, it has nothing to do with that.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (Does this belong on a negative stereotype list?)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (I'm only one of those things. Who could ever think I'm conceited?- or identify me as a Rican, for that matter.)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (It's the other way around o_o.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Actually, I think all of us eat lunch.. I just don't have a lunch period, so I ate in physics last year xD. Delish.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (You're always like someone else, actually. Otherwise no one is. I don't know why I bolded this, huh.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (I don't know, I think experience counts for something ._.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (Yeah right.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I love watermelon!)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (As a celestial body, the sun's pretty cool, but it burns my face.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I murder flies. Don't cross me.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Huh, define 'anti-social' ._.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (That can be horrible and sick, too. I'm not going to pretend that's alright, awful black humor xD. It's wrong.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts. (.. Well?)
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (I just happen to read comics to fill up my loser time, it's not their fault.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself. (... Is this a very large demographic that I'm unaware of? How did this get here?)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (... Double well?)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (.. TRIPLE WELL?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (It's the total lack of rigorous physical activity that does that. Not like your brain drains it from you xD)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (2 of 3.. Working on the obesity, don't rush it, it takes time.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (.. o_o It has nothing to do with being teenaged, this isn't even a valid stereotype.. thing..)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (Wut?)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (.. There's only one most popular person in school, are they surrounded by losers, then?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. (Hah, certainly not.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (English has killed my love of reading. Dead. Indefinitely.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I think everyone hates our government right now. And always did. Go America!)
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI | SHONEN AI, so I MUST be GAY. (I mean, I don't.. love it.. as much as.. like it.. in a begruding way, like a disease you don't feel like getting rid of. Like polio. Only I do still like it and it won't cripple me. So yeah.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (I don't think anyone believes people who go to ren faires go because they aren't up with the times and still think it's the end of the dark ages o_o'
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (Pshaw, I don't cry.)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (None o' yer goddern business, ya bunhca hippies! Now git!)
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (Some are just so TRUE.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (NICE TRY! I'M NOT A PERSON AT ALL!)